What to name a kitten?

Original illustration in Sasha Cherny’s book “Cat Sanatorium”, ed. Nigma, Moscow 2021.

«What to name a kitten?
Tiger or mouse?
Baby doll or May?
Or Jin-Li-Jian?
I asked the dolls -
They say, “We don’t know!”
I asked my uncle,
He says: “Leave me alone!”